A review for dudes new to spray tans:
Ok guys check it out. I get it! You wanna look awesome.
Problem: You're pale, your work at the gym isn't showing as much as you'd like, but you don't want to look 50 when you're 35 from countless sunburns.
But spray tanning?! NO WAY! These ladies with these whack spray tans. You'd never look like that!
Check it out! You don't have to! Those ridiculous looking spray tans are from automatic booths and cheap drugstore bottles. They are applied unevenly and they look TERRIBLE.
Insert the CUSTOM spray tan, my doubtful manly friend. Think of the booth and bottle tans as like taking your ride through a gas station car wash and think of the custom tan as a total detailing of your vehicle.
I promise you've seen tons of ladies and fellas with these custom spray tans, but you never knew it! You just thought they were real cool, but you couldn't quite put your finger on why.
Now that we've established that custom spray tans, done by hand, look AWESOME. You gotta know who does em best. Here in Tampa - it's YouGlow!
People are always fooled by my natural looking custom spray tan!
Take, for instance, this real life example:
Karen from accounting: "You got some sun this weekend!"
Me: "No, Karen from accounting, it's a damn paint job."
Karen from accounting: "Well, golly gosh, you are looking fiiiine."
Now, guys, don't go running in there all pumped trying to rush a custom spray cause I told you my secret on looking awesome. You gotta call and make an appointment. There's weird stuff involved like scrubbing your body with sugar at home first. I usually blast "pour some sugar on me!" In the shower while I do this to help "manly" this process up a bit.
There's a bunch more rules, too. You gotta follow em if you want to look awesome. So be a bit patient and read the email they send you.
Now go book your first custom spray tan, dudes! They serve a free glass of wine, but dammit you better demand they start carrying white claws and cigar city's Jai Alai!
Oh they have a booth there, too. Don't use it. We discussed the booth thing already. Weren't you listening?!